Saturday, December 20, 2008

Aperture Science Help Hotline [Portal Love]

Ever wonder what happens when you call Aperture Science? GLaDOS answers, obviously. Here is what would mostly likely come from her end in your conversation with the homicidal yet charming computer. P.S. Unless you speak Portuguese, you might wanna check out the translation :)

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Transcript/Translation after the jump



Thank you for calling the Aperture Science help hotline. For continued service in English, please stay on the line.

Para el español, presione por favor seises.

Pour le Français, vous satisferez le bouton-poussoir six.

Für Deutschen betätigen Sie Ziffer sechs. jetzt.

Para o português, escolha por favor o número seis.

Você escolheu o português. É este correto? (you have chosen portugese, is this correct?)

Diga por favor sim para sim. (say yes for yes)

Você disse o no. É este correto? (you have indicated no. is this correct?)

Diga por favor a língua que você gostaria de seu serviço de continuar em usar essa língua. (please indicate what language you would like to proceed in using that language to do so)

Eu sou pesaroso, mas " What, what does that mean I do not understand what that means so how can I answer" não pode ser encontrado em minha base de dados.
(I'm sorry, "WHAT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I DO NOT UDNERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS SO HOW CAN I ANSWER" cannot be found in my data bases.)

Para retornar ao menu original, pressione por favor um. (To return to the original menu, press 1)


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