Showing posts with label Fable 2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fable 2. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

A Hot MALE Character In Fable III?!?!?!



Please allow me to be totally & completely superficial for a moment. If you've played Fable II, you know the game specialized in making super hot girls but fugly beyond belief guys. The hottest guy I could find was a tattooed-head-to-toe gypsy, who fathered two children of mine, only to let himself get murdered in our new mansion (I shouldn't have to protect you, husband, get with it) and get my kids taken away in the process, so, ugh. I just hope this is a character MY character can have sex with marry, not someone I have to play as. I take great pride in my Amazonian, blue-vein covered warrior women, okay? Finally, a proper male counterpart! Alex just wasn't doing it, you know? My marriage to Lady Grey is much happier, despite her being both a woman and ghost.


Hat Tip: @Sunrisepromo
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Saturday, June 13, 2009

Five Things I've Done This Week I Suggest To You [Stolen from @Da7e]


I have felt fully uninspired to write about anything for about a week now, but after being badgered by my lovely cohorts, I've decided to try and get something up.

Good ol @Da7e just wrote a post entitled "Five Things I Did This Week I Suggest To You" and I actually found it quite inspiring! So I'm going to attempt my own version.

1. Committed bigamy, had a child and completed the Tattered Spire quest in Fable 2

You just got really confused. Unless you regularly read my Twitter, then you are thinking "Oh Muse and her obsession with Fable 2." Just, listen, if you played, you'd get it. Trust me.

Every game of Fable 2 is different and in the one I'm playing right now, I'm beyond rich (I own almost every property in the game and get paid 100,000 in gold every five minutes), as good & pure as a character can be, I'm really hot (due to the good, the pure, the being a vegan & the wearing skimpy clothing), I'm super powerful with both melee & ranged weapons and am thisclose to all level 5 spells. and I have 127 characters in love with me.

The only strange thing occurring right now is after I got back from the Tattered Spire quest (which lasts 10 game years), my husband won't speak to me. But my son is now 10 years old and always like "Mommy, you are a hero! I wanna be one too!"

And if you really don't know what Fable is at all, let me clarify - you only interact with computer characters, not real people controlling characters from another console. So...slightly less weird...moving on

2. Saw The Hangover

Didn't realize it was going to be brilliant until about 20 or so minutes in. What moment exactly, you ask?

"Hello... how bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City haha"

Enough said. If you've seen it. If you haven't seen it...well...see it. I'll go with you! Cause I'd see this again in a heartbeat. Also, Bradley Cooper can always have his shirt off. And always be having sex with m-I mean...what, I, uhhh...hrm

3. Saw Rebecca Pidgeon in concert/Saw the new Coen brothers movie

These two are together because they are both related to the fact that I know people who work for a theater company, who brought me to both events. A Serious Man, the new Coen brothers movie, is fantastic. See it in October. It' very Jewish, and being a Jew, I loved the crap out of it. Hopefully you will too.

Rebecca Pidgeon surprised me as I had no idea what to expect and I thoroughly enjoyed her set. Here's one of my favorites, which she sang a capella at the show. I'd post it in a media player if I had any clue how. All my research has ended in failure.

Download 04 Baby, Please Come Home to Me.m4a from FileFactory.com

4. Went to a Fango show

Only my 2nd one ever, but I actually quite enjoyed it! Very low key with some cool vendors & interesting panels if you're into horror. Got to see Ben Foster be delightfully awkward (is it weird that I think his awkwardness is incredibly charming? Cause I do. Love him. Will see Pandorum.) and James Marsters be hot. Plus got some cool footage for our upcoming podcast...stay tuned...

5. Finally finished Angel Season 5...almost

As I stopped watching Angel regularly during the second season, I missed out on the brilliance that was season 5. A year or two ago, I watched up until Smile Time, then stopped for whatever reason. So finally, last week, I started up again. And DUDE was this season awesome. Now I know what Illyria is! And I got to see Spike & Angel go to Rome! I only have the series finale to go and I already know what happens, for the most part, but I'm so excited to finally watch it play out. If you are a Joss fan and ESPECIALLY if you are a Buffy fan who hasn't seen Angel Season 5 - get on it. Also - how is David Boreanaz younger & hotter now? That's just weird.

Other things I've done this week: Watched the premiere of Top Chef: Masters (Nom!), almost beat Peggle on 360 (2 levels to go!), went to the NYCC meet up at Dave & Buster's and kicked ass at the trivia even though we lost...to cheating, I presume...grrrr & stared at all the comics I have to read. See full post

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Killing Spouses in Fable II [Video Game]


So I was perusing the Fable II boards on some website and came across the topic "Who did you marry?", a topic I've been thinking a lot about since 43 effing characters are hopelessly in love with my heroine. 

I once got married to...a gypsy or something, but freaked out, turned off the xbox without saving, and luckily, though we were still engaged, the dude eventually forgot about it. During my brief freak out, I researched how to divorce your husband. Apparently people hate you and you lose half your money if you go the divorce route, so a very different option was proposed as the best solution - kill your spouse. Or have them killed by bandits so you don't take the blame.

So back to today, while researching who to marry and when, I came across this response on the board,

I have a big list of who I married and what happened to them:
Sarah the gypsy- murdered by her husband
Gemma the housewife-threatened to divorce, answered with a bullet in her back
Alex-had a little girl and was shot shortly after by husband
Elise the jewler-stabbed to death by husband
Lucy the housewife-had a boy, lived for two days befor being murdered by husband
Claire the stall vendor-slapped to death by husband
Lotia the whore-had a boy, killed by husband
Sandy the whore- sacrificed by husband
Bitch the housewife-named cruely by husband then sacrficed, had a boy
Piss on the thug-named cruely by husband, had a boy, turned into a man at Shadow Temple then shot in the head by husband
Lady Grey- had a girl, lives happily with husband...for now! Mwhahahahaha!

I don't think I'm gonna marry that much and I certainly don't plan on murdering any of them, but thought you readers may get a kick out of someone who clearly has no moral compass in video game land.
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

X-Play Best of 2008 Winners!

Screencap from Fable 2

G4 just aired its Best of 2008 X-Play special. Winners listed below!

Game of the Year

  • Fable 2
  • Fallout 3
  • Gears of War 2
  • Grand Theft Auto IV
  • Left 4 Dead
  • Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
  • Resistance 2

Most Original Game

  • Boom Blox
  • Braid
  • LittleBigPlanet
  • Mirror's Edge
  • No More Heroes
  • The World Ends With You


Best Gameplay Innovation

  • "Level creation/sharing" - LittleBigPlanet
  • "AI Director" - Left 4 Dead
  • "Objective-based multiplayer" - Resistance 2
  • "Voice command" - Tom Clancy's EndWar
  • "Right stick combat" - Too Human
  • "Public quests" - Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning


Best Multiplayer Game

  • Gears of War 2
  • Left 4 Dead
  • Madden NFL 09
  • Resistance 2
  • Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
  • Too Human


Best Action/Adventure Game

  • Dead Space
  • God of War: Chains of Olympus
  • Grand Theft Auto IV
  • No More Heroes
  • Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots


Best Sports Game

  • FIFA 09
  • Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds
  • NBA 2K9
  • NHL 09
  • Madden NFL 09


Best Shooter

  • Call of Duty: World at War
  • Far Cry 2
  • Gears of War 2
  • Left 4 Dead
  • Resistance 2


Best RPG

  • Fable 2
  • Fallout 3
  • Persona 4
  • Tales of Vesperia
  • The World Ends With You


Best New Character

  • The dog - Fable 2
  • Niko Bellic - Grand Theft Auto IV
  • Sackboy - LittleBigPlanet
  • Drebin 893 - Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
  • Travis Touchdown - No More Heroes


Best Art Direction

  • Fable 2
  • Fallout 3
  • Far Cry 2
  • LittleBigPlanet
  • Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
  • Prince of Persia


Best Animation

  • Grand Theft Auto IV
  • Left 4 Dead
  • NBA 2K9
  • Madden NFL 09
  • Prince of Persia
  • Resistance 2


Best Writing

  • Grand Theft Auto IV
  • Fable 2
  • Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
  • No More Heroes
  • The Witcher: Enhanced Edition


Best Original Soundtrack

  • Gears of War 2
  • Mirror's Edge
  • Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
  • No More Heroes
  • Resistance 2


Best Sound Design

  • Battlefield: Bad Company
  • Condemned 2: Bloodshot
  • Dead Space
  • Fable 2
  • Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots


Best Downloadable Content

  • Burnout Paradise - bikes/map expansion
  • Call of Duty 4 - maps
  • Rock Band 2 - DLC songs
  • Team Fortress 2 - class upgrades
  • Warhawk - PSN expansions


Best New Downloadable Game

  • Bionic Commando Rearmed
  • Braid
  • Geometry Wars 2
  • Ratchet & Clank: Quest for Booty
  • Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
  • World of Goo


Best Strategy Game

  • Advance Wars: Days of Ruin
  • Galactic Civilizations 2: Twilight of the Arnor
  • Sins of a Solar Empire
  • Tom Clancy's EndWar
  • Valkyria Chronicles


Best Racing Game

  • Burnout Paradise
  • GRID
  • Mario Kart Wii
  • MotorStorm: Pacific Rift
  • Pure


Best Music/Rhythm Game

  • Audiosurf
  • Guitar Hero: Aerosmith
  • Guitar Hero World Tour
  • Patapon
  • Rock Band 2


Best Handheld Game

  • Chrono Trigger DS
  • God of War: Chains of Olympus
  • Patapon
  • Professor Layton and the Curious Village
  • The World Ends With You


Best M-M-O

  • Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures
  • Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning
  • World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King



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