Is Paris Hilton a Secret Preacher Fan? [Panel]

Watch this video of Paris Hilton saying "Suck it Fuck it Lick it Eat it Snort it Shit it Cum on it" from January, 2008, then look at this panel from Preacher Vol 2, released in 1997




Kind of hilarious that Paris takes the phrase even further...than Preacher...a comic book I can't read at night because it scares me so much. Though if she said "inject it", she may have gotten a lot more flack, cause one "inject it" is worth "suck it" "lick it" "shit it" "snort it" and "cum on it" combined.

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Geek Force Championship?! What's Happening?! Awesome!

Randomly found this on Twitter and while I'm still not quite sure what it is, I'm excited!!!

It looks like some sort of Geek battle to figure out the ultimate champion of Geeks.



There is some voting that begins tomorrow and I suppose this voting determines the winner of each...bracket? I never understood how brackets work. I'm not into sports that require brackets. The word bracket is kind of off-putting, no? Okay, moving on.

The first battles, for some reason, having to do with how brackets work, are between the following:

Judd Apatow Vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Superman Vs Preacher
Apple Vs Diggnation
High School Musical Vs Nirvana

I'm going with Buffy, Preacher, Apple & Nirvana. Superman will beat Preacher, I just personally would pick Preacher cause I've read more Preacher than anything Superman. Yikes. Does that make me a weird, fucked up geek?

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Which Comics Should I Give Up? [Call for HALP!]

Due to the insanity of busy life and the fact that I can't bring myself to buy comics anywhere other than Midtown Comics (you get 20 bucks off for every 100 bucks you spend! That's a 20% discount!) because I super have no moneys, Ive becoming increasingly behind on my comics. Like...bad news bears, guys. And I've come to the realization that I may need to give up a few titles. So I'm looking to you all for advice, assuming you are probably not as behind as I am and know which titles are worth keeping with.

So here I present the titles I read as of a couple months ago. Please tell me which ones to stick with and which ones to drop!

First up, the ones I'm sticking with no matter what, to give you an idea of what I like



Buffy - I'm sticking with this one no matter what, but I'm two issues behind! SACRILEGE!

X-Factor - I'm, dear lord, 3-4 issues behind now. I don't even know the thing that happens that's all big and crazy! I got shit for this from not only EruditeChick, but from PETER DAVID HIMSELF.

Fables/Jack of Fables/Scott Pilgrim/Powers/Preacher - All of these I read in book form, not comic form, and will not be abandoning them anytime soon. I'm on book 4 of Scott Pilgrim, book 4 of Powers, book 6 of Preacher (which is over now, right?) and am waiting for book 12 of Fables to grace me with its brilliant presence

Invincible Iron Man - I'm I like 4 or 5 issues behind - I've only read the first arc - but I liked it, it's the only Iron Man title I read, I enjoy Matt Fraction, so, I'm sticking with it

Runaways - In the hopes that Brian or Joss return

The titles I'm on the fence about, after the jump!!!



The X-Men Titles



Now these are all crossovery, so much so that now I'm totally confused and have no idea how far behind I am. Do I stick with any of these?

X-Force
Astonishing X-Men
Cable
X-Men: Legacy
Uncanny X-Men
Young X-Men
Wolverine: Origins

and all those like, X-Men: Worlds Apart, X-Men: A bunch of vignettes, X-Men: Crazy shit is happening! Is Cable even in this universe anymore? What universe is Astonishing X-Men in? Will Joss ever return? Are any of them in the same universe anymore? Should I bother continuing to read any of these? What crossover are we on now? Which ones have the Prop X thing happening, cause I'll read that. Halp!

Dark Reign Crossover



Now, I read all of Secret Invasion. ALL of Secret Invasion. Every damn crossover that EXISTED, I read. I was happy to say goodbye to Captain Britain, Guardians of the Galaxy, Nova, New Warriors or whatever and more, but didn't wanna stop reading the storyline completely. So I picked up like, Dark Avengers and a couple Dark Reign crossover stories, sticking with Mighty Avengers & New Avengers, but now I'm so behind and haven't even read them yet, so I ask you - is it worth it to get into the whole damn thing? Someone who is reading these - is it worth it? Thunderbolts, War Machine, etc - should I pick them up?

Random



She-Hulk
It's Peter David and I love Peter David! I'm 3-4 issues behind. Started reading it when it crossed over with X-Factor and quite liked it, but would I like it sans X-Factor?

Ms. Marvel
Started reading during Secret Invasion and liked, so thought I'd continue. Again, a few issues behind and not sure it's worth it.

Deadpool
Again, many issues behind, but loved what I've read. Should I continue? Oh god, it's apparently tied into Dark Reign also. What's happening?!!?!

Punisher: War Zone mini series by Ennis & Dillon
I love Preacher, so I picked up #1 of this Punisher title, never read it, and now I have #1, #3 and #4, I think. Is this title worth it to seek out the missing #2, #5 and #6? I imagine it must be awesome, but, I need advice.

I was also loving X-Men Noir & X-Men/Spiderman and was looking forward to seeking out Spiderman Noir, but they came out so long ago, who knows what the hell is going on now.

Any titles I need to add here? Anything that will excite me as much as Fables does?

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Wanna Be Disturbed All Day Long?

As you may or may not know, Sam Mendes will be directing a John August penned Preacher film. Preacher just so happens to be the most disturbing comic I've ever read and the most disturbing character in said most disturbing comic goes by the name of Arseface. Assface, spoken by an Irish vampire = Arseface. Today, Slashfilm posted some pics from the Vincent Guastini Productions site of Arseface tests back when Preacher was set to be directed by Rachel Talalay. They are so accurate and disturbing that I needed to post them here too. Ugh the worst was getting to the part in the series where we saw Arseface as a handsome young rebellious teenager. Before the whole finagled suicide involving shooting himself in the face that left him all crazy deformed.

Disturbing pics after the jump!




AHHHHH so disturbed.
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