"Someone Actually Said That" Soap Line Of The Day!

Courtesy of the character Roxy on yesterday's One Life to Live:

"That's not a thermometer, is it? That's a home pregnancy test."

Made even better if we recall the line Roxy said directly before this:

"You dropped your thermometer. Eyooo, it's still wet."

Don't believe me?

Around the 4:46 mark