The Most Genius Of Any Genius In The History of Mankind

Further proof that Nic Cage is a gift to us all

Thank you, @davidehrlich, for posting this genius on The Ecstatic Truth. And for saying the following,

his is the greatest thing this world will ever know.

this is the alpha and the omega. the paradigm shift of our lives. a civilization encompassing renaissance in less than 3 minutes. this is what dreams may come. this makes thunder dome look like xanadu (either charles foster kane’s compound or the olivia newton-john movie, whichever you like). this is my constant.

… this is an important video to my life, is really the main thrust of what i’m trying to say here. enjoy.

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Best Backstage Inside Joke Ever? [Wondercon]

Items reserved by Nic Cage during Wondercon on Saturday:

A platter of Chocolate & a shitload of water and red bull. (Photo courtesy of Geoff Stults)

An entire table. Where he was sitting. Alone. Just him and his sign.

(Yeah. We don't have a photo of that.)

The cast of The Losers. But especially Columbus Short. (Photo courtesy of Ed Douglas)

I'm hoping he put his sign on an iPad at the Disney press reception Saturday night. Have I mentioned lately how much I adore Nic Cage? See full post

The Nicolas Cage Movie Plot Generator [Silly Fun aka BRILLIANCE?!]

The Cracked website just made me so happy.

They wrote this,

1. Nicolas Cage is an Oscar winning Hollywood movie star who abruptly quit acting at the height of his abilities.

2. He has starred in dozens of films since that time.

3. Cage is one of the youngest actors ever to enter the "Seriously, I Don't Give a Shit" stage of his career. And while actors like Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro have perfected the art of phoning-in a performance, nobody has quite matched Cage's ability to make us wonder if he's fucking with us.

4. Post giving a shit, Cage films are plotted in much the way burritos are ordered at Chipotle. By choosing different combinations from a small, fixed menu, Cage has been able to release an endless variety of barely different films.

Then posted this (click to enlarge),



Times like these call for THIS classic video!!!



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