INVISIBLE BOOK SHELF WTF OKAY [WANT]

Sometimes I want things, but sometimes these things I want are sold out and sometimes also these things I want are rather expensive and also sometimes these things I want actually would have nowhere to go in my room BUT EFF DAMNIT I WANT ONE

Ceci n'est pas un livre is what the shelf says. GENIUS. IS GENIUS. BUY FOR ME NOW PLZ.

Can buy for me here See full post

OHMYGOD I NEED 8 MILLION DOLLARS STAT [WANT]

okayokayokayokayokayokay, so there is gonna be a Lost prop auction and I DONT THINK I'VE EVER BEEN SO EXCITED TO SPEND MONEY

I mean, I'm not gonna, cause I'm a bajillionaire, but listen, some rich people, like Steve Guttenberg, spend their money on fine wine and art (Party Down reference - check!) and other people, like the professionals we know and spend time with, spend it on collectibles. But there has to come a point where one stops wanting to spend money on art prints and want the original. Stop buying replicas and get the one and only.

HERE ARE SOME ONE AND ONLYS I WOULD LIKE

#1 AND MOST IMPORTANT

ALSO THIS ONE IS QUITE IMPORTANT

If you don't know what these are, you're not a true Lost fan and our friendship is over. OVER. WHICH ONES DO YOU WANT THE MOST?!!?!?
Click here for the complete catalog. See full post

Real Princesses Pack Heat [SWAG]

Ladies! Do you take offense at being thought of as a damsel in distress? Are you tired of waiting around to be saved? Well EFF THAT NOISE. We agree with you!

 This design is now available in our CafePress store! Did you know we have a CafePress store? We totally do. Anyway, this design (sans watermark) is available as both a sassy white tank and an organic blue or pink tee. We kinda dig it.

And I made it and stuff, so that's neat too. See full post

Get Clean The Geeky Way [Want]

Yes, you see right. That's some badass Star Trek soap right there. And the fun doesn't end with that!

I KNOWS, RIGHT?!?!!?!? Plus they're all like under 5 bucks, which is some kind of magical. I think Ima get a nintendo and a batman and a star trek and a star wars and YOU CAN'T STOP ME, SMEE. DON'T TRY TO STOP ME.

Buy zem for yourself here.
Hat Tip: @GenJadeShade See full post

Greatest So Say We All Shirt Yet [T-Shirt Of The Day]

How the eff did this fly under all of our radars? Did someone post about this and I just missed it in the insanity that was last week? From the guys over at Hijinks Ensue, who brought you this:

Comes this new shirt, commissioned by Olmos Productions to:

commemorate the historic meeting between the cast of Battlestar Galactica and delegates from the United Nations in Geneva, Switzerland in April of 2009 in which an impassioned speech from Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) resulted in the UN reconsidering its stance on using the word "race" as a cultural determinant.

Um. So. Yeah. It's $20 and you can buy it here. If you're not considering buying it, I doubt your standing as a true Battlestar Galactica fan. In fact, IS ANYONE ELSE SORT OF TEARING UP RIGHT NOW? No? Just me? Cool. See full post

What's This? Oh, Just My SWORD UMBRELLA [Want]

This has want written all over it. Wantwantwantwant. How cool would this be?! To walk around New York City with what looks like an effing BROADSWORD on my back, scaring the bejesus out of everyone who passes by. But then when it rains - HA-HAH! Sword Umbrella to the rescue. Badass badass. It's available on ThinkGeek for $40 and I'm really tempted, guys. I already have sword fights with my umbrellas while waiting for the subway. This would ensure my victory every time! AH! WANT!

[The Daily What] See full post

BEST BATHROBE IN THE GALAXY. SAID IT. [Want]

Just saw this via @geekgirl's twitter feed (which was via @dreamyeyed & @Miss_BlueBelle) and HOLY OMG I REALLY NEED THIS LIKE I REALLY NEED THIS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHY IS IT 75 DOLLARS?!!?!? I WANT TO buy it RIGHT NAHH.

[Bathrobe] See full post

So Much Want, It's BOUGHT [Shirt of the Day]

Am I a huge Cheers fan? No. Did a family member work on it for 9 years? Yes. Did I cry at night when I was a child because Luke Skywalker didn't exist and I wasn't his daughter? Yes. Is it necessary that I buy this shirt? EPIC YES.

But I only have 11 dollars in my wallet! The shirt costs 9 dollars, 11 plus shipping & handling you say?! SOLD. Oh, and it's only available until tomorrow around 9pm, so I better buy it now if I wanna make sure I get it?! DONE.

Tee Fury, you will be the god damn death of me. See full post

The Lolfather [WANT]

Today's Tee-Fury combines one of my all time favorite movies with one of my all time favorite websites/memes/life concepts. It is the Lolfather and I want.




It's only available for another 23 hours so if you wanna buy it for me, you better hurry!!!! See full post

A Plea [WANT]

Look. I was away from the internet for 10 hours the day this went on sale. So, yeah, I missed it. And I'm not happy. I want this poster. So. Here's my plea.

If you bought this poster and you are like "CRAP! I need that money! Why did I buy this poster?!?!" then you let me know. And I will buy it from you. Plus like, an extra 10 bucks or something. That's how badly I want this poster.

AHHHHHH WAAAAANNNTTTT See full post

Celebrate Memorial Day w/ Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Trailer! [Clip]

I don't normally post things that will be posted on every site, but...it's Modern Warfare 2...so....I'm posting it.



WANT.

Happy Memorial Day! Off to Central Park to enjoy the beauty! See full post

Buy Everything You Need to Be a Superhero!

Good News! The Brooklyn Superhero Supply Store aka the best store EVER is now selling their products online!!!! WOOT. Before, you actually had to go all the way to Brooklyn to buy stuff and me no like go to Brooklyn. Didn't help that is was snowing and icy that day and I almost fell down like 80 times walking from the subway to the store..garr...anyway

Look what you can buy!!!

Suave Airline Pilot Secret Identity!

Suction Cups

Tonics by the Aarkvard Brothers!

Folding Cane!

Invisibility!

Intelligence!

Eye Mask!

LAAAIIIRRRR!!!!

Hat Tip: Nerdcore

See full post

Ben Folds is doing WHAT NOW?! [Want]

Remember that time when I wrote a post yesterday (see below) wherein I said I was a geek in many different ways? Here is yet another way! Woah! I am a huge Ben Folds nerd. I said it. david would have my head for publically admitting something he finds to be so shameful, but damnit! Folds is just a crazy talented dude and you can't deny that fact.

Anyway, I am somehow only JUST hearing about a new wacky cd of his that came out today...well not so much HIS as it is his MUSIC. See, it's a compilation of various a capella groups covering Ben Folds songs. Oh. Also. I love a capella groups. A couple good friends of mine in college belonged to some and they were always amazing. Though my guess is the a capella groups at my college, which would be NYU, may be slightly superior to the ones at colleges that don't have nine hundred billion wanna be musical theater stars making up the student body. I'm saying this only so you understand that being a fan of my alma mater's a capella groups does not make me a loser. Plenty of other things DO make me a loser (like loving Ben Folds, according to david) but not that one.

While the AV Club gave this cd a B-, this is one case where so-so review or no, I am paying money for this shit immediately. Oh yeah, and if you want to buy it yourself, it's called University A Cappella! Woot! See full post

TICKETS ON SALE FOR CORALINE MUSICAL. MUST BUY WANT. [Event]

GOOGALEYGOBBALEYGOOOOOMUHFDSIGFHS!!!! MUST GET TICKETS, TICKETS MUST GET. HOPEFULLY I CAN GET THEM FOR FREE CAUSE I HAVE NO MONEYS. AHHHH!

MCC Theater presents

Coraline

music and lyrics by Stephin Merritt
book by David Greenspan
based on the novel by Neil Gaiman
directed by Leigh Silverman

Limited Engagement
Begins May 7

"Critics sometimes compare Stephin Merritt with Cole Porter because Porter is shorthand for the kind of smart, urbane lyrics Merritt writes."
-New York TImes

"David Greenspan is probably all-round the most talented theater artist of my generation."
-Tony Kushner

"Neil Gaiman is, simply put, a treasure-house of story, and we are lucky to have him in any medium."
-Stephen King

"Jayne Houdyshell could probably transform the reading of a macaroni and cheese recipe into a tour-de-force. Watching her do absolutely nothing is more entertaining than witnessing many actors scale the heights of Shakespeare."
-New York TImes

Poor bored Coraline. She's left to rattle 'round her perpetually distracted, workaholic parents' house all by her lonesome. But late one night, her dreams of a better reality come true as she opens a big, carved, wooden door at the far end of the drawing room and passes into a perfect replica of her own world. When she's greeted there by a vastly loving Other Mother and a kindly Other Father, she's thrilled! But as the rats start to creep from the floorboards, and the way home becomes increasingly unclear, Coraline begins to suspect that, perhaps, all is not as perfect as it seems?

A musical like no other, Coraline sprang from the minds of three of the most wildly popular cult figures of our time. Adapted from the terrifying children's book by Neil Gaiman (author of the international sensation Sandman), this tale of menace and mayhem is set to music and lyrics by smart-rock iconoclast Stephin Merritt of The Magnetic Fields, and boasts a book by celebrated downtown actor/playwright, David Greenspan, who serves double-duty as the villainous Other Mother. Tony nominee Jayne Houdyshell (Well, The Receptionist) stars in the title role, and bringing it all together is acclaimed director Leigh Silverman (Yellowface, From Up Here, Well).

MCC Theater
at The Lucille Lortel Theatre
121 Christopher Street

Performance Schedule:
Tue-Wed 7, Thu-Fri 8, Sat 2+8, Sun 3

To get $45 tix, click here See full post

If The Mario Brothers Were Real [Shirt of the Day]

We don't have Shirts of the Day generally, but maybe we should. Cause I loves me some geeky shirts. Here's today's installment in our non existent shirt feature!


Realistic, disturbing and a whole lot of awesome. You don't want to look at this shirt if you are on hallucinogens. That's just asking for trouble. You also wouldn't want to look at this. Which, by the way, will never not be creepy. If someone was wearing THAT on a shirt, I'd be upset.

[Source] See full post

Last Week on All Things Fangirl

Another crazy week for us - but luckily, still got some posts up. Here's what we were talking about last week!

How & Why to see Alien Trespass - go see this movie, people! I love it and it makes my heart hurt when people don't support the little movie that could. Eee!

I posted the results of my Top Director poll on Twitter, including a list of all the snubs. P.S. you know who else got so snubbed, I didn't even remember they were snubbed? Sam Mendes. Yikes.

Videos

A guy who is more than little batty or putting on a show, professes his love for Robert Pattinson. It's awkward, it's disturbing, it's pretty funny

david discovers Nic Cage's Japanese commercials and loses his mind. They should have sent a poet, indeed.

Random

I really want one of these Dharma Initiative ads framed. In a very serious way.

The greatest thing I've ever seen on the internet - CAT TOWN

A guy sings about his love for Battlestar (you'll wanna watch) and a shirt pays tribute to the brilliant David Goes to the Dentist in this Bunneh post

Eruditechick morphs Spike Spiegel with Lee Pace and the result is glory

American Idol

My pre-performing post with advice on what to sing

My pre-results show thoughts, predicting who will be going home See full post

It's Bunneh! Time for BSG & Superhero Cliches! [Silly Fun]

Remember how I renamed the days of the week?

Well, today is Bunneh. So. Deal with it, Cate Blanchett.

Today I bring you a few fun things that should kill, ohhh, five-ten minutes?

First, from Io9 on Friday, "I Love Battlestar Galactica", a song by a guy named Jonathan Mann who writes weird songs and sings them while wearing tiny shorts. Io9 warned me that if I watched the video, the song would be stuck in my head. And Io9. Was right. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!



Now that you are fully mad at me for doing that to you, I bring you a cool shirt I discovered on ohsuperheroine's Twitter (who I definitely recommend following) that I WANT. WANT THIS SHIRT. So, follow ohsuperheroine's tweet to her blog and we find this glory, designed by Joshua Kemble for Threadless.


Yes. I Want. Oooh which cliche do I want to be?! I want to be....Good Mutant! Even though I'd rather be Bad Mutuant, but Bad Mutant lady not on there. Hardened Doctor. Bwhahahaha. WANT. Oops. My brain essplode.

The next part of Bunneh is so great, it gets its very own post. Stay tuned! See full post

Oh, Dharma Initiative [WANT]

I've seen the Dharma smoking ad everywhere, but I never knew that there were FIVE other vintage designs lying around here! So I'm finally posting about them. Cause, man, these are too effing cool.

How did this dude make these?! Why are they so awesome?! Can I have one please, for my wall? I'll take any! What the hell! Okay, new goal: Find a way to have one of these ads printed as a poster for my room. I don't know how to do those things, but I'll figure it out. See full post

Geeky My Little Ponys [WANT]

In checking my daily blogs, I came across something too bizarre & awesome not to post about.

Courtesy of Topless Robot, a Slave Leia My Little Pony.



He calls it "disturbingly attractive" and says "I figured now was as good a time as any to make the boys feel awkwardly yet sexually attracted to a toy horse." Bwhahaha. Well done, Topless Robot. Well done. I am hoping to aide your mission by posting this picture here too.

The pony was made by Spippo, who has made a bunch of other awesomely geeky ponys as well. Some of my favorites, My Little Poison Ivy, My Little Bride, My Little Harley Quinn, My Little Han Solo & My Little Crybaby, pictured below:




Be sure to head to her gallery for My Little Jack Sparrow, the awesomely disturbing Chewbacca, My Little Skeletor and much more.

Man one of these would go so well on my Geek Shelf...My Little Bride can hang with my Tarantino as a Crazy 88 action figure & My Little Harley Quinn would go perfectly with my Joker Bobble Head. Which reminds me, I should continue with my Items from the Geek Shelf series... See full post

Cool Geek Shit Alert! [WANT]

Stumbled across a link to this on @Live_For_Films' Twitter account today,


aaaaand WANT. I followed the link back to the site that made it, Split Reason, and found SO MUCH JOY ALL IN ONE PLACE. Here are some of my favorite items, after the jump

Zombie Day at the Mall

Skynet Development Team

Watchbabies Shirt

Achievement Unlocked Underwear

I'm an Assassin. Shhhhhh.

Snake for President

See full post