Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Razzie Nominations!!! [Oscar Watch?]

This is exciting!

I always forget, amidst the anticipation of what will be named the best of the year, that we get to award the worst of the year too. Luckily for Frank Miller (SERIOUSLY lucky), his film opened after the Razzie ballots were due, so you'll notice the nominees are Spirit-free. Here-a we go!

P.S. I was SURE that the Razzie noms were announced on the 21st, but apparently that isn't the case. So it begins.

Worst Picture:
Speed Racer
Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
The Day the Earth Stood Still
High School Musical 3
The Hottie & The Nottie
Dungeon Siege
The Love Guru
The Happening
Meet Dave
Witless Protection

The rest of the nominations after the jump!

Worst Actor:
Zac Efron
Dane Cook
Larry the Cable Guy
Eddie Murphy
Al Pacino
Keanu Reeves
Sylvester Stallone
Tom Cruise (Valkyrie)
Will Ferrell
Ashton Kutcher
Mike Myers
Adam Sandler
Mark Wahlberg

Worst Actress:
Paris Hilton
Jessica Alba
The cast of “The Women,”
Camilla Belle
Cameron Diaz
Kate Hudson
Diane Keaton
Jennifer Connelly
Zooey Deschanel
Vanessa Hudgens
Eva Longoria-Parker
Reese Witherspoon

Worst Screen Couple:
Any couple from HSM 3
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher
Paris Hilton & Joel David Moore
Kate Hudson & Dane Cook
Kate Hudson & Matthew McConaughey
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy
Any couple from Mamma Mia
Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy (Meet Dave)
Al Pacino & His Hair
Mark Wahlberg & Zooey Deschanel
Mark Wahlberg & Mila Kunis
Sylvester Stallone & His Ego

Worst Director:
Uwe Boll
Scott Derrickson
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
Tom Putnam
Marco Schnabel
Sylvester Stallone
Jon Avnet
Diane English
Roland Emmerich
Brian Robbins
Kenny Ortega
M. Night Shyamalan

Worst Prequel, Sequel, Remake or Rip-Off:
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Disaster Movie
Meet the Spartans
An American Carol
The Women
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Prom Night
Speed Racer
The X-Files: I Want To Believe

Worst Career Achievement:
Uwe Boll
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
Keanu Reeves
Sylvester Stallone

In prepping for the Oscars, I've seen just about every movie worth seeing. Currently I'm missing Revolutionary Road, The Visitor, I've Loved You So Long, Australia, Changeling, Gran Torino & Defiance. Everything else I got covered. As for the list of the worst films...I've seen Speed Racer & The Day the Earth Stood Still and I'm POSITIVE those weren't the worst on the list. So I'm not really in any position to make any predictions or really even give much of an opinion. But I'd love to hears if you have one!


Teddy Diefenbach said...

My votes.
Picture: Meet the Spartans
Actor: Mark Wahlberg (sad, because he's better than that.)
Actress: Paris. I want to give it to Kate Hudson, because I'm really done with her, but it has to be Paris.
Couple: Kate & Dane.
Director: Uwe Boll
Rip-Off: Meet the Spartans
Career: Uwe Boll

P.S. It is a crime that Rambo is on here. Seriously. I mean, he decapitates a man in one blow with a piece of iron he forged HIMSELF.