Thursday, January 22, 2009

White House Prepped for Cylon Attack

MSNBC reported this morning that Obama's staffers have been shocked to find the White House extremely out-of-date technologically. No outside email accounts allowed, few laptops, old Microsoft software, no cellphones, and NO FACEBOOK! One staffer compared the transition from their campaign offices to going from an XBox to an Atari. Sad.

On the plus side, this lack of networking means that if the Cylons ever return, Obama & Co. should be safe from the nationwide remote security overrides. Then again, our new Secretary of Energy Steven Chu is a famous atomic physicist. What do you think? Could Chu potentially betray us Baltar-style to a blonde infiltrator?

Full-size Colonial 1 after the jump.


LoquaciousMuse said...

Tooooo coooool. I want that ship! How weird that the white house does that. But I guess smart in the end. Everyone using Starktech got effed in Secret Invasion. So old school isnt always bad.