Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Actual Razzie Noms [Hrmm]

Remember when I posted this and was confused cause the Razzie Noms weren't supposed to be announced yet? I've decided they must have been a short list of sorts, cause the ACTUAL Razzie noms were announced today. Here they are!

Worst Picture:

* Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
* The Happening
* The Hottie and The Nottie
* In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
* The Love Guru

Worst Actor:

* Larry the Cable Guy, Witless Protection
* Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave
* Mike Myers, The Love Guru
* Al Pacino, 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill
* Mark Wahlberg, The Happening and Max Payne

Worst Actress:

* Jessica Alba, The Eye and The Love Guru
* Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan, The Women
* Cameron Diaz, What Happens In Vegas
* Paris Hilton, The Hottie And The Nottie
* Kate Hudson, Fools Gold and My Best Friend’s Girl

Worst Supporting Actor

* Uwe Boll, Postal
* Pierce Brosnan, Mamma Mia!
* Ben Kingsley, The Love Guru, War Inc and The Wackess
* Burt Reynolds, Deal and In The Name Of The King
* Verne Troyer, The Love Guru and Postal

Worst Supporting Actress

* Carmen Electra, Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
* Paris Hilton, Repo: The Genetic Opera
* Kim Kardashian, Disaster Movie
* Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection
* Leelee Sobieski, 88 Minutes and In The Name Of The King

Worst Screen Couple Nominations

* Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
* Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher, What Happens In Vegas
* Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore, Hottie & The Nottie
* Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection
* Eddie Murphy In Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel Nominations 2008

* The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good
* Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
* Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
* Speed Racer
* Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Worst Director

* Uwe Boll, 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King and Postal
* Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
* Tom Putnam, The Hottie And The Nottie
* Marco Schnabel, The Love Guru
* M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening

Worst Screenplay

* Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans, Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
* The Happening, M. Night Shyamalan
* The Hottie And The Nottie, Heidi Ferrer
* In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Doug Taylor
* The Love Guru, Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement

* Uwe Boll

I am proud to announce that I have only seen one film on this entire list, and here's the amusing, dare I say ironic part - it's Mamma Mia, which I saw ONLY cause it got all those Globes nominations. Oh crap. I lied. I didn't catch that sequel/remake list. Now wait a second, has that category always existed? That isn't fair. I was so proud. Obviously I've seen The Day The Earth Stood Still, Speed Racer & Indiana Jones. And you know. I don't think they are that bad. Buh.


Scott said...

Oh, I'm torn. On the one hand, I want Uwe Boll to sweep these awards.

On the other hand, I also wish for Uwe Boll's name to fade from the records of men for all time, so, that's a dilemma.

EruditeChick said...

Hey! I LIKED Speed Racer!