I just figured this out
My relationship to each of the LCS teams (and a few others) as described in actual relationship metaphor.
The Braves - My Grade School Crush
The Yankees - My On & Off Friend With Benefits
The Mets - An Intense, But Short, Love Affair
The Angels - My First Real Relationship
The Dodgers - The Person I Just Started Dating
The Phillies - My Best Friend's Boyfriend
So who do you think I'm rooting for, based on this?