Tuesday, May 19, 2009

New Moon Has Me Laughing Out Loud Already [Poster]

Literally. Just saw this poster on Aint it Cool and LAUGHED OUT LOUD. This movie is gonna be awesome, guys. Awesome in that it could potentially be worse than Twilight. I mean, LOOK AT THIS THING. Click to enlarge for the full effect.

It looks like daytime television. It looks like a pose that would appear on the cover of Soap Opera Digest. I know this because I've been on and off watching soaps for 11 years (I was bored during winter break one year in middle school...so sue me) and subscribed to SOD for a brief period of time. That might as well be Carrie, Austin & Mike from Days of our Lives circa 1999. I mean, COME ON. And Edward's white white skin makes me laugh on its own. Cause it's just so white. And sometimes, it sparkles! 

Listen, I'm seeing this movie opening weekend. I'm just not expecting it to be any good. 


Batgirl said...

Ew to the poster. It is damn cheesy. I will probably never watch the movies and I'm still debating whether or not I want to read the books.

Hey there's nothing wrong w/ soap operas! I used to watch Sunset Beach and then I was obsessed with Passions :D

LoquaciousMuse said...

DUDE. i LOVED sunset beach. I was so sad when it was canceled. I watched Passions for a year or two, then realized it was stupid and stopped haha. I also watched Days around then. then I moved to abc soaps. The only cbs soap i've ever watched is ATWT for a little while a couple years ago.