Wednesday, November 19, 2008

This is Depressing

Got my test results back from the Dharma Initiative. Thought I'd share...

Mini Bus Driver. I repeat. Mini Bus Driver. Oh and if you can't catch the department they recommend me to, it's the Human Services Division.

Seriously?! BUS DRIVER? Human Services, yet not a sexy receptionist position?! But a bus driver?! No thanks, Dharma.

A fellow Lost watcher did point out to me that in real life, I wouldn't have gotten the position of Head Scientist either, as I don't have a single skill or drop of knowledge when it comes to anything remotely scientific. I mean, I could maybe discuss a few metaphysical theories with you (Schrödinger's cat! Heidegger Principle! Occam's Razor!) for a half second, but that's about it.

Fine. You win this time, Hans Van Eeghen. I'll drive your bus. And I'll drive it well. Asshole.


EruditeChick said...

Dude, I so wanna take this test.