Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Lists are Awesome [Silly Fun]

Simply for your enjoyment:

From last night's episode of How I Met You Mother - Lily's 50 Reasons to Have Sex. How many on this list have been YOUR reason? Enjoy!

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Hat Tip: The TV Addict

And because every geek needs to be in on this joke, I present the top 20 Star Wars lines improved by replacing a word with "Pants"

1 I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 Your pants, you will not need them.
4 Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5 The Force is strong in my pants.
6 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
7 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
8 In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
9 I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
10 Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
11 Pull up! All pants pull up!
12 A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
13 I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
14 That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
15 I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
16 He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
17 Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
18 These aren't the pants you're looking for.
19 The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
20 Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in

Click here for the complete list (all 278 lines)

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