Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Five Ways To Avoid Screwing Up Y: The Last Man

***Spoiler Alert***

As one of the titles responsible for getting me back into comics, Y: The Last Man has a very special place in my heart. I've read every issue twice and make a habit out of lending the books out. It made me an instant Brian K Vaughan fan and as a result, I've gone on to read almost everything he's ever written. When I heard DJ Caruso was tapped to direct it...you know, he's not my first choice, but I enjoyed Disturbia just fine and even though Eagle Eye was completely implausible, I had fun. For me though, Y: The Last Man needs to be more than just fine or fun. It needs to be amazing. AMAZING. Thus my skepticism is growing larger and larger the more I hear about what Caruso is planning. So here, I will state what I think are the top five ways to avoid royally screwing up one of my favorite comics of all time.

5. Be fully prepared for the entire trilogy

Don't go into production on the first film without knowing what's gonna happen in the next two. Know which comics will be covered, which storylines will be omitted and what the overall theme and purpose will be of each film. In an interview with Sci-Fi in September, Caruso offered this tidbit

"If we get through this first one and then start thinking about the second ... I haven't given it much thought. It's just been actually very difficult to get the first one into a screenplay, because there's so much great stuff to choose from."

Um...okay, I hope when you say "get through this first one" what you mean is "get through the business of deciding we're definitely making this first one" because if you go any further than that without having any idea where you're headed, we're gonna have a problem. The material is too rich, too specific in its details to simply decide, eh, we'll get there when we get there. Caruso has said the focus of the first film will be on the relationship between 355 and Yorick but...that doesn't really become the focus of the comics until the latter third of the series. The first third is more about Yorick, first deciding to search for Beth, then along the way, discovering what his place will be in this new world through his encounters with various women, not just 355. In fact, the final issues are even more powerful because Yorick's bond with 355 kind of sneaks up on us. We realize, along with Yorick, just how important she is and has been all along, at the very effing end. If the first film blatantly focuses on their growing bond, as opposed to it being something organic happening in the back ground, the impact of the final act may very well be lost. If the audience WANTS Yorick & 355 together after the first movie, instead of wanting Yorick to find Beth 1 or see Beth 2 again, then DJ, you fucked it up.

4. Stick to BKV's Story

There is more than enough material to work with in those 60 issues. There is no reason to start adding "ticking clocks".

"One big change is that we put in a 'ticking clock' with Yorick and Ampersand, and I separated them, and Yorick starts to get a little sick when Ampersand's not with him. I felt like we needed some kind of ticking clock so it wasn't just a boy and his monkey."

This isn't Speed or Crank. The comic didn't need a "ticking clock" and the movie won't either. The source material is good enough without adding gimicks, I promise. Let's remember please that Y: The Last Man wasn't meant to be an action film. Sure, there is action in it, and it's fine to amp it up slightly (See Zach Snyder & Watchmen) but to add an uneccesary element that would change the entire dynamic of what this material is? No please. And don't get me started on this "just a boy and his monkey" business. Yorick's relationship with Ampersand might be more important THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE DAMN BOOK. I sobbed when Ampersand died, and when this scene comes in the third movie, every person in the audience should be sobbing too. Keeping them separated and using Ampersand as strictly a plot device and nothing more is not the way to go.

And keep the women, as many as possible, that's the point. He is surrounded by nothing but women. Women, women women. Keep Beth 1 (I heard rumblings that they were cutting her out which would be a HUGE MISTAKE - their reunion in Paris is beautiful and oh yeah, FINDING HER IS HIS EFFING RAISON D'ETRE) keep the first girl he cheats on her with, keep 711, keep the amazons. Sure, it's a lot, but make it work. You have 3 movies to do 60 issues, it won't be that difficult.

Caruso responds with this

"It is tricky to suggest changing things. I'm sure the fanboys will stone me and my kids for daring to change a thing. But Brian K. Vaughan [the writer of the comics] loves the ideas we've come up with. He even said, 'You have to think outside the box because the reason this story hasn't been made into a movie so far is that we haven't thought outside the box.'"

Which leads me to this - if anything were to be added, let it come from BKV. He wrote the damn thing and has experience with both the page & the screen. And I trust HIM to keep the themes of the comic alive. I promise I won't stone you, DJ, as long as you promise to keep any additions relevant and any subtractions minor.

3. Don't aim for a PG-13 rating

Have you READ the first issue? Granted Y is no Preacher, but that doesn't mean it should dumbed down or the violence/language eased up on. The opening of the film needs to do for the audience what that first issue did. Blood, guts, headless bodies and so on. It needs to be horrifying. Let it be dark when its dark and light when its light. Don't go into production with the mindset that you have to make it PG-13. Be true to the material and let the rating come out of that. This shouldn't be a PG-13 popcorn crap fest fast paced action movie meant for teenage boys. It's bigger than that.

2. Use a real monkey

I know Caruso has said he will use a real monkey, but I just have to stress, do NOT go back on this. No CGI, for the love of god. Use 18 monkeys for all I care, just make sure they are real.

1. Follow the Watchmen example when it comes to casting

This is EXTREMELY important. This film needs superb actors who are right for the roles. No stunt casting, no movie stars, no singers. Look at what Zach Snyder did. The casting in Watchmen is literally perfect. The actors look like the drawings to a tee and have real talent to bring to the table. I know Shia LeBeouf is a movie star who has made you lots of money, but he is not right for this role, DJ and you need to face that. And Alicia Keys as 355?! Stop it.

Have auditions, watch small films & television shows, investigate up and coming actors, put THOUGHT into this instead of simply running to your go-to-cash cow. I even commend JJ Abrams and his casting of the new Star Trek film. They are all relatively new, solid & look the part. So it IS possible, believe it or not.

Some suggestions? Zachary Levi from Chuck. I've heard it argued that Yorick would need to be slightly younger and shorter than Mr. Levi, but I think his his talent, charm & look make him a great candidate and I've been lobbying for him all over the internet. I certainly can't think of a single reason not to AT LEAST audition him.

I've also heard a lot of people tossing around Topher Grace's name. He doesn't do it for me, but again, maybe his screen test would be amazing. The point is, don't be lazy. There is probably an unknown actor out there born to play this role - how about you find him.

As for 355, I've heard both Zoe Saldana & Naomie Harris suggested, both of whom I think are great choices.

If any of my readers have suggestions or thoughts on the casting, please let me know!

Now I've witnessed in both others & myself the fanatacism of fandom. Was I upset that the third Harry Potter movie neglected to mention who Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot & Prongs were? Yes. Did I let it get in the way of enjoying that film? Absolutely not. Because normally I am very open minded and willing to accept that material often changes and elements are omitted as said material travels from medium to medium, but when it's come to Y: The Last Man...I'm gonna be a hard sell. Please don't screw this up, DJ Caruso. Please?

And now I leave you with some fanart by livejournal user franken_stein which I quite enjoy.


EruditeChick said...

I goddamn hate the third goddamn Harry Potter movie so goddamn much I can scarcely goddamn describe.

That'll be one of my posts for sure. That said:

I already hate this DJ fellow, and I'm already wearied by thoughts of this film. Snyder took on Watchmen because he felt he had an obligation to the original work of art to not let some yahoo riding the Comics In Hollywood wave come along and butcher it to try and make a buck.

I WISH that were the situation here. Finding a director who cared enough to be GUILTED INTO making Y into a film would be better than this guy. Ugh. If you wanna make a generic action romp with a post apocalyptic twist- GO TO, young man. But leave source material this deep, this complicated, this good- OUT of it.

And cast Vera Farmiga as Natalya Zamyatin.

LoquaciousMuse said...

We should call Zach Snyder and be like, listen, DJ Caruso doesn't get it. Can you please explain it to him?

Who would be the best director for this, do you think? If we got Caruso out of there? We personally, haha, because of all of our hollywood influence.

I think Fincher could do cool things, but I have no idea if he is a fan. In MY opinion, Cuaron can do no wrong...we may disagree there, haha. Thoughts?

EruditeChick said...


Holy cow. Yeah. So, Fincher.

I think Clark Gregg is a possibility, but only after he gets a few more projects under his belt. Choke has a very man-against-the-world sort of feel, I think he'd be mostly interested in Yorick's isolation, and that would serve the material well.

EruditeChick said...

And re: Cuaron.

As long as he's kept as far the fuck away from the screenwriting and 'streamlining' process in regards to the story (his words. Not mine. Asshat.) he's fine. But I don't trust the man to adapt a fucking 'See Jane run. Run, Jane, run." book.

Garrett said...

Reading what Caruso has to say about Y scares me. I have this terrible feeling he's gonna eff it up.

Oh, and I think Tracy Thoms could be a good choice as 355.

Sumit said...

I love Fincher and never even considered him for this! His cutting edge visual style, ability to get good performances form actors and use of edgy wit and dark humour would make him a great pic.

And yes I totally agree this film has to be R Rated all the way - 300, V for Vendetta, Constantine all did well and hopefully Watchmen will too. If this is PG13 it wont be Y The Last Man.

As for casting I don't think Shia can pull off this role and Topher would be much better. Watching Wanted this week makes me think James McAvoy would be good too.

in any case I hope whoever makes and stars in this film does a great job! This series is honestly one of the best books I have ever read.

coollyn3 said...

This DJ guy sounds like a fucking idiot. Has he even read all of the series? How the hell could he even consider not having Beth? Beth is what drives Y and gives him ambition and motivation. Whats so great about Y and 355's relationship is the tragic irony that they love and need each other more then they know, and once they finally figure this out, its taken away from them. Its tragic and sad but i would have it no other way, so he absolutely cannot develop their relationship farther then what it is suppose to be in the beginning. i also hope that he doesn't try to end the series on a happy note, because it definately doesn't end that way. the ending is utterly depressing but that just makes it all the more memorable. and omg, if he casts shia laboeuf or topher fucking grace, i'm gonna shit a brick. casting is a difficult matter because it has to be perfect but come on, lets find someone who actually could pull off Y. I think Jennifer Carpenter, from Dexter, would make a great Hero.

and the ticking clock? what the fuck. the series is perfect how it is, why does he feel the need to make any add ins? and stupid ones at that.

LoquaciousMuse said...

Coollyn, how do you feel about Zachary Levi as Yorick?

EruditeChick said...

Because he's a moron.

If you're a real fan, you want the best people for the job involved in the adaptation of the thing you love. You don't cast yourself in a role you're twelve years too old to play KEANU, or hack and streamline and cut away what makes something great and just cast your cash cow in it because you think it'd be cool, CARUSO.

They are both on my shit list for life if this crap goes down.

alreadyletgo said...

You know, I read this before, when I was first getting into Y (I know, I'm so late) but now that I'm into it and god, so in love and obsessed with this story, you're so right. About everything.

And DJ is being so wrong. I'm slightly intrigued by the whole Yorick getting sick if Ampersand is separated from him, but I don't understand the whole ticking clock thing. I mean, what the fuck. The end of mankind is not about a ticking clock.

Also, what? Cutting out the women?! WHAT. THE. HELL.

I heard BKV was a big supporter of Topher for Yorick but I'm so enamored of the idea of Zach, because jesus christ he was born for this role. I hope he does everything in his power to try and get this, but his agent is kind of retarded, so who knows how it'll go.