Thursday, September 10, 2009

It's Like The War of the Worlds, but On Twitter, with Puff Daddy.

Everyone knows how easy it is to look like an ass on the internet. Because we've all done it. It's essentially impossible to use a public and primarily anonymous forum to make sarcastic comments or respond to other peoples' conversations, and walk away without ever coming across as one. But today, Diddy wins.

I'm calling GODS ARMY TO ATTENTION!! #GODISHERE #GODISHERE #GODISHERE let the devil know the fight he's in for! Retweet all day! Make GOD #1

This as posted by @iamdiddy, in response to the fact that #luciferiscoming was a trending topic on twitter. Followed shortly by his righteous, triumphant cry of:

LOOK AT THE TRENDING TOPICS! #GODISHERE THE DEVIL IS A LIAR!!! LETS GOOOO!

Now what Mr. Diddy is apparently unaware of is the fact that #luciferiscoming is in fact a reference to the events of tonight's Supernatural premier, which YOU SHOULD ALL BE WATCHING (and not talking to me about because I can't watch it because I'm not caught up yet).

Now, if Mr. Combs had spent the fifteen seconds it would have taken for him to actually click the hashtag, he would have seen it attached to tweets like this one:

NickiStyx: #luciferiscoming to #supernatural tonight, but #InKripkeWeTrust so Sam and Dean r guna be alright!

Oooor this one:

wtristan: JARED PADALECKI JARED PADALECKI PADALICIOUSSSS #luciferiscoming #inkripkewetrust #Supernatural #luciferiscoming #inkripkewetrust LMFAO

Both of which are toward the top of the exponentially lengthening search result page. For those who don't know, Jared Padalecki is not a minister of Satan, though he does frequently incite women to lust, and to take the Lord's name in vain, as in the phrase "God damn, Jared Padalecki is one tall drink of sex. Water. Sex water. You know what I mean, stop looking at me like that." No, no. Jared's just an actor on a little show called Supernatural. In fact he and his on-screen brother Jensen Ackles are soldiers of the light! Fighting the good fight against the evil things that go bump in the night!

So, just to make it official, since it is my authority alone to proclaim it such and speak on behalf of the WHOLE INTERNET-

Puff Daddy just lost the internet. FAIL.


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6 comments:

Sammy'sGirl said...

Well Said. xxx

LoquaciousMuse said...

Uh. Mazing.

annielicious14 said...

#Supernatural Fandom, will not backdown from a fight!........and we take no prisoners .. bodies are heavy!! tee hee #inKripkewetrust, ....... and when all else fails #luciferiscoming, and the #winchesterbrothers will take care of that for us!!!

EruditeChick said...

Power to the tweeple!!

Castling said...

I love when people are awesomely stupid!

Christopher said...

First off, it's NOT easy to be an ass on the internet. It take a lot of practice to perfect this art.

Next, is Supernatural any good? I live in a cave. It has high speed internet, but my TV reception sucks. I'd never heard of this show.

And lastly, for even more internet fails follow @tweet_fail and check out her site.

christopher.... (AKA @jackassletters)